Cards, for when you’re obligated to bring one.


We have one that’s kind of nice..


..and one that toes a weird line.

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Share Sweet Share Sour

First check if you have ink in your printer.

Print Sweet Print Sour

* for best results: go to the store and buy a real card
** for bare minimum results: download, print on card stock, and fold in half

Remember Pokémon cards? Let battle!
Who would win?

The Sweet Card The Sour Card